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sharped0:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

heichoudrivingtheimpala:

Just in case anyone missed it…!

How could you miss that?

Hello?

One of his children is a horse. And he is the MOTHER.

he is mom to like half of Norse mythology monsters

(Source: manicpixiedreamweeb)

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deadmau5:

Meowingtons seems concerned…

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i-belong-to-the-doctors-pack:

there are english boys bands

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korean boys bands

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and then there are french boys bands

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(Source: destierek)

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Commentary: Why I'm Glad Nicki Minaj Shared Her Abortion Story

stfuprolifers:

This is pretty important and empowering.

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dragonskiing:

sociopathslikecatstoo:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

“google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks.” a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

Actually, rubber ducks can also be used for programmers. If there is a bug in code, sometimes programmers will find it by explaining the code to a rubber duck in order to find any bugs

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bluenightkitty:

I was listening to Hollywood Undead and then this happened…

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johnny3sbutterfly:

Ignorant Jackass: “Hollywood Undead sucks!”
-Johnny 3 Tears flys in on a wave of Monarch butterflies to kick some fucking ass-

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theblackbirdliza:

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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Johnny fucked up again

rhimeanimal:

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Someone stop me

pls